6 stages of fangirling:
1. Discovery: ”Who is this sex god and why haven’t I know about him before?!”
2. Research: “I have to find out everything about him. What is his full name? When is his birthday? Do you think he has a wife? Does he have children? Does he like jam? Does he like cats? I wonder what photos there are of him? Is he even real?!”
3. Obsession: “i love him so much! Omg what?! You like him too?! No you can’t have him. He’s mine. No i must collect everything relevant to him. i need it all. He’s mine. MINE.”
4. Plotting: “Hello google, can i have a recipe for the strongest love potion in the world? Thank you. Or can you just give me a list of ways to successfully seduce a man. That’d be great.”
5. Depression: “I hate you. You’ve ruined my entire life. Why are you so perfect? Why don’t you know me? Why does everything suck? Omg my life is over. And it’s all your fault.”
6. Acceptance: “I have accepted that i will never know you but i will continuously love you and i am okay with that.”
